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This one fits perfectly with my signature.
A man can be himself only so long as he is alone, and if he does not love solitude,
he will not love freedom, for it is only when he is alone that he is really free. ~~Arthur Schopenhauer
So if a man is alone in the forest, is he still wrong? :dontknow:
"How come the wind blows dust onto my bike but it does not blow it off..... no matter how fast I go.
And..... why does the wind blow Leafs into my yard but it does not blow them out.....!
I don't think the wind is my friend."
I'm fairly sure that the last bit is very true!! :rolleyes: Buuut then again....
*1 - you're STILL just not going fast enough!! :lecturef_smilie: You've gotta get a REAL ECU Upgrade, not just one of those prissy 'Stage 1' or 'Stage 2' upgrades you lot get over there; you'll need a full on 'STONKING Stage' upgrade from Rotax Racing to blow the dust off your Spyder as you ryde.... and the licence plate, your eyebrows, any logos on your jacket/stickers on your Spyder.... :shocked: It's expensive, yeah, but it's worth it!!! :ohyea:
*2 - there are occasions that the wind'll blow the leaves outta your yard, I think they call them Tornados over there :p But the bad news about them is they'll also blow everything else outta your yard along with the leaves... and they'll flatten the shed, blow the roof of your house and your neighbours cow into the next county!! :yikes: . So maybe the wind really IS your friend, and tries to avoid doing that too often?!? :dontknow:
Just Sayin' :thumbup:
Sorry, but I hadta! :p . She made me do it! :dg2: :rolleyes:
Maybe some might appreciate a joke that could possibly serve as a 'Thought for the Day'?? :dontknow:
An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walked into a bar.
"What'll it be?" the bartender asked.
"I'll have a beer," the etymologist said. "As 'beer' is a word which comes from the Latin 'bibere', meaning 'to drink'."
"I'll have a Campari," the entomologist said. "Because it was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"
The bartender got them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asked the third man.
"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replied.
:rolleyes:
Seriously tho, people who can't tell the difference between etymology and entomology really bug me in ways that I just can't put into words. :banghead:
;) . :roflblack: . :thumbup:
No joke here…
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.....
And today’s thought
A new restaurant named Karma. There is no menu. You just get what you deserve!!!
That and the fact that I used to have a six-pack and now it's a pony keg...
Not everything that seems to be against you is sent to keep you down.
Now that I’ve finally got it all together - I ... don’t ... know where I’ve put it !!
Seen at a Houston area car show ...
Haven’t posted for awhile so…
^^^ Ain’t THAT the truth !!!