Golf Balls

[2Paw]

[h=3]A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to of all people a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde.[/h] [h=3]The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.[/h] [h=3]Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”[/h] [h=3]Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked,[/h] [h=3]“Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”[/h]

 

[Bob Denman]

That reminds me of a Golf joke...
A foursome has just completed their "attack" on the first hole, and are getting ready to move on to the second...
They suddenly hear shrieking that is coming from the path...
They rush forward, and find a female golfer writhing in pain on the pathway
"What happened??", thet ask her.
"A bee stung me right here: in between the first and second holes!" she cried.
One of the fellows couldn't resist...
"Ma'am; I think that your stance is too wide..."
:roflblack:

 

[Arion]

When Colin met his mate Alf at their usual pub one evening, he was surprised to see Alf's neck heavily bandaged and asked what happened. Alf said that he had been playing golf with a group that included a very unpleasant and imperious woman and his injury was caused by her.

He explained that her first shot on a difficult hole sliced badly and ended in a farmer's field. She was extremely upset because, in addition to an embarrassingly bad shot, it was a new and expensive ball. To placate her the other three members of the foursome joined in the search but had no success. It was then that Alf noticed a cow behaving strangely so he approached it and found, after a short examination, that the cow had a gold ball lodged in it's backside. He said, "I called the woman over, lifted the cow's tail and asked if this looked like hers, and she hit me in the throat with her club!"

 

[Bob Denman]