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Seen on a T shirt

bruiser

bruiser

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o I don't trip over things. I do random gravity checks.
o Old age is coming at a really bad time.
o Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither!
o The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
o You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.
o Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
o I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me; the table and chairs are bullies; and the walls get in my way.
o My dream job would be driving the Karma Bus.
o I'm re-tired. So I'm taking a nap.

My favorite:
I've got to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" Some people are taking it as a challenge.
 
JerryB said:
Hi bruiser,

Re: Seen on a T shirt

My all-time favorite T-shirt said: Here's to all you virgins. Thanks for nothing.

:sour:

Jerry Baumchen
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Yes, but that was the caption printed on the back of my tee.
the front said "Smile if you are H*rny!!

I can never seem to find an appropriate occasion to wear that old shirt out.

Chas
 
I have a tee, put out by a city. On the front, it says, I want your body......... On the back is ad for a cemetary
Get a few comments on that one. The city got a lot more
Oldmanzues
 
I worked for AT&T when it was the only long-distance carrier in the country. I had a t-shirt that on the front it said: "Cheaper after 5" On the back it said: "Dirt cheap after 11"
 
:shocked: Should I check my watch, before offering to buy you a drink? :D :joke:
Nahhhh... The good company is priceless! :2thumbs:
 
Ive got two shirts I get comments on all the time, and some are nice comments..:roflblack:

WARNING! I'm totaly incapable of having a politically correct conversation....

The second one is Calvin tinkling on the words "made in china".
 
Just thought of another one. Pan America Airways was in money troubles. They want to get somebody else so they could survive. I flew with them on Military business a lot.
The big blue button: URGE TO MERGE. Some of the crew, you can guess who, did not like it.

Continetal Airways had one for for a while. We move our tails for you. Same crew member objected.
Oldmanzues
 
You will have an excellently-stocked Tee-shirt drawer...:2thumbs:
But your Missus won't be caught dead; being seen with you! :roflblack:
 
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