The Surgeon

[Iamjoey]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

 

[Bob Denman]

:2thumbs::clap:
That reminds me of another one...
An obstetrician was getting tired of the same old grind, so he decided to make a career change. He had always been interested in motorcycles, so he thought he'd go to one of those motorcycle mechanic schools, and see what he could learn.
He enjoyed the classes, and did pretty well...
When it came time for the final exam; he felt pretty confident that he had done okay.
When he saw his posted grade; he was shocked! :shocked:
150 on a scale of 0-100
So he asked the instructors what he did to deserve such a high score...
"You got all of the questions on the writeen portion perfect", he was told,
"It was the hands-on part of the test that earned you extra credit. You of course; had to rebuild a 4 cylinder transverse engine. We have NEVER had anybody do it before, by reaching up through the tailpipe!"

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:2thumbs::clap:
That reminds me of another one...
An obstetrician was getting tired of the same old grind, so he decided to make a career change. He had always been interested in motorcycles, so he thought he'd go to one of those motorcycle mechanic schools, and see what he could learn.
He enjoyed the classes, and did pretty well...
When it came time for the final exam; he felt pretty confident that he had done okay.
When he saw his posted grade; he was shocked! :shocked:
150 on a scale of 0-100
So he asked the instructors what he did to deserve such a high score...
"You got all of the questions on the writeen portion perfect", he was told,
"It was the hands-on part of the test that earned you extra credit. You of course; had to rebuild a 4 cylinder transverse engine. We have NEVER had anybody do it before, by reaching up through the tailpipe!"

Heard this one but they were doctors and they were talking about tonsils...:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: That'd be a mighty long reach... :yikes:

 

[Jester]

A doctor friend was complaining about the bill from his plumber. He said he was a surgeon and he did not get paid that well. The plumber said neither did he when he was a surgeon!

 

[Eagle1]

Good ones.:clap::roflblack: