PCBeachBum
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Bill and Hillary are at a Cubs/ Indians game, sitting in the first
row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at
the agent, and shakes his head 'no.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the
entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells
him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If
that is what the people want.....Hey Hill, com'er Baby"
With that Bill grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of
her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you "!$#@&!".
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
hootin'and hollerin' and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that; I would have
never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first "Pitch."
row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at
the agent, and shakes his head 'no.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the
entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells
him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If
that is what the people want.....Hey Hill, com'er Baby"
With that Bill grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of
her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you "!$#@&!".
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
hootin'and hollerin' and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that; I would have
never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first "Pitch."