Just adding another update to this sad story. After 5 days of the package being out for delivery each day, but never showing up in my package locker, a new update suddenly appeared from UPS. The last update on Dec 15 had the package leaving the Jax, Florida Shipping & Redistribution Warehouse, which is only a little over 100 miles one way from my delivery address. Suddenly a new update popped up when I clicked to check status of the package. The package has arrived in Davenport, Iowa Shipping Facility. It is now only, 16h 40m (1,134 mi), via I-75 N and I-24 W, from my package locker down on the dirt road. Christmas is such a magical time of the year. Packages just teleport to different unusual places. Must be some sort of a short-cut, since the update says it will still be delivered Dec 20th (today). It must be true, or it would not be on the Internet. It doesn't really bother me. I am not sure if I am just more mellow in old age, or if I just don't give a crap anymore or believe any of their crap. I am wondering now that we have AI into everything, have the shippers started using it and discovered Quantum Shipping? Your package really can be in two places at the same time.