Cambello
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Joke!
So three frogs are standing by the side of the road waiting to cross, the frogs names are Harry, Bert and Fred.
“What are you waiting for” say Harry and Bert?
“I’m waiting for a clear space in the traffic so I can cross safely” says Fred.
“Why don’t you just do what we do” replied Bert.
“What’s that” asks Fred.
“Well start hopping and if you see a car coming line yourself up so that your in the middle of the headlights, then once the car has passed go on your way again” said Harry.
So taking the advice from the other two frogs Fred starts to hop across the road. But soon after he started his journey he saw a pair of headlights coming towards him, so taking the advice Harry and Bert had given him he lined himself up between the headlights.
But unfortunately a loud splat sounded out and Fred was no more.
Fred turned to Bert and said “How unlucky was that, a Can-Am spyder 2014, you don’t see many of them around here!!!!!
So three frogs are standing by the side of the road waiting to cross, the frogs names are Harry, Bert and Fred.
“What are you waiting for” say Harry and Bert?
“I’m waiting for a clear space in the traffic so I can cross safely” says Fred.
“Why don’t you just do what we do” replied Bert.
“What’s that” asks Fred.
“Well start hopping and if you see a car coming line yourself up so that your in the middle of the headlights, then once the car has passed go on your way again” said Harry.
So taking the advice from the other two frogs Fred starts to hop across the road. But soon after he started his journey he saw a pair of headlights coming towards him, so taking the advice Harry and Bert had given him he lined himself up between the headlights.
But unfortunately a loud splat sounded out and Fred was no more.
Fred turned to Bert and said “How unlucky was that, a Can-Am spyder 2014, you don’t see many of them around here!!!!!
