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Missing - Jokes! So I'll just start a thread.

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At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says,
“I need a favor. I’m sleeping with the Rabbi’s wife. Can you hold
him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?”
Irving is not very fond of the idea, but being Morris’ lifelong
friend, he reluctantly agrees.
After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking
him all sorts of stupid questions – just to keep him occupied.
After some time the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks, “Irving
what are you really up to?”
Irving, filled with deep feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to
the Rabbi, “I’m sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife
right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving’s shoulder and says,
“You’d probably better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years
ago!!!”
 
PSYCHOLOGY Vs. LAW

PSYCHOLOGY Vs. LAW
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl:"Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice:

"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt
embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded in a loud voice:
"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
 
So you think you're having a bad day...

then you step outside of your house...

and look up into the beautiful blue sky...

…and see this!!!!!
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All of a sudden, you crack a smile and you say to yourself:

“Now that's a big ass balloon!!!”

…and things don't seem quite so bad!
 
The AMA has weighed in on Trump's health care package:

The AMA has weighed in on Trump's health care package:
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but
the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under
a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea
shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while
the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
While the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and
the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new
face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out,
leaving the entire decision up to the *******s in Washington.
 
MEDICAL OBSERVATION

>
> First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were
> attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.
> They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with
> a white sheet.
> The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary
> medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
> The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body."
> For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
> in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
> "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
>
> The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
> eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow
> and, sucked on it.......followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.
>
> When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at
> them and said, "The second most important quality is observation.


> I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to
> pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
 
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