morning people,,, he is a little bit of a problem no one ever thought of

[cuznjohn]

EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. – A man in New Jersey was loved so much that both his wife and girlfriend placed two different obituaries in the same newspaper.
NJ.com reported that Leroy “Blast” Bill Black died of lung cancer Tuesday at his home at the age of 55.
The Press of Atlantic City printed two obituaries for the man in the same edition of the newspaper on Friday. One was written by his wife, the other by his girlfriend.
One said he is survived by his “loving wife Bearetta Harrison Black” and the other his longtime girlfriend Princess Hall.
The obituaries were put in the paper separately because “the wife wanted it one way and the girlfriend wanted it another way,” according to the Philly Voice.

 

[Ex Winger]

Are they sure it was lung cancer that killed him?????

 

[Copperman]

HA! It's not a problem for him.

 

[vided]

reminds me of the episode of "in the heat of the night" with ted lange (Isaac from the love boat)

http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/in-the-heat-of-the-night/episode-5-season-1/a-necessary-evil/202207/

 

[PrairieSpyder]

I wonder about the wife and girlfriend working on an obit together! :dontknow:

How low class . . . to be carrying on with a married man in the first place, and then needing to be mentioned in his obituary when he dies! :lecturef_smilie:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

and he is also survived by his penis and his 15 cases of condoms.

 

[Ron2andia]

:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Unanticipated consequences, are often the most interesting...
But I bet that the funeral will be even MORE interesting!! :roflblack:

 

[jaherbst]

Must of died from "lead" poisoning. :joke:

​Jack

 

[Bob Denman]

Must of died from "lead" poisoning. :joke:

​Jack

Yeah... too much "lead" in his pencil! :roflblack:

 

[mowin]

Poor guy. Had two willing partners, only to be taken so early in life.

Read the sarcasm into this post. Definitely not high society.