ROMANTIC MESSAGE

[grumpybob]

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.


One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:


"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.


If you are laughing, send me your smile.


If you are eating, send me a bite.


If you are drinking, send me a sip.


If you are crying, send me your tears.


I love you."


The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.


Please advise."

 

[Dan McNally]

LMAO!

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[eagleeye299]

LMAO!

 

[PrairieSpyder]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[mindman]

OMG TOO FUNNY!!!
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[spydaman60]

:yikes::yikes::yikes:gotta luv it!!!!:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Don't you wish that you knew what her reply to THAT was! :roflblack:

 

[stallion143]

Thanks for the laugh! :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[DLewis]

Now that was a Darn good joke!! Thanks for the laugh!!:roflblack: