The Geography of a Woman and man

[cuznjohn]

===The Geography of a Woman
-Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
-Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
-Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
-Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
-Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
-Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
-Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
-After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
=====THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea, a braggart of his prowess and
ruled by the nuts.
THE END.

 

[Ken Thomas]

70 shades of a women

===The Geography of a Woman
-Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
-Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
-Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
-Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
-Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
-Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
-Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
-After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
=====THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea, a braggart of his prowess and
ruled by the nuts.
THE END.

REALLY !!:joke::joke::joke::joke::chat::joke::yikes::chat::joke::joke:

 

[Bob Denman]

How very true! :clap: :2thumbs:

 

[mindman]

Funny....AND true!

 

[ValCruzSpyder]

THIS IS SO TRUE...

We keep it simple, and pack very lite...so that we are ready, at a moments notice, to explore and conquer other geography!!!! :roflblack:

Don't tell my wife I said that!!! :lecturef_smilie:

 

[Bob Denman]

She's standing behind you... :shocked:

 

[ValCruzSpyder]

CRAP!!!!

:yikes: That'll learn me!!!! :yikes:

 

[SPYD1]

Even the wife said it was true...must be.

 

[Bob Denman]

So... How does "Geo-caching" enter into this game?? :roflblack:

 

[Dan_Ashley]

I'm glad that I am simpler than my wife. It takes fewer words to describe me. That is good.

 

[Bob Denman]

Me too!
Only problem is... :shocked: You can't use most of them in "Polite" Company!