ANOTHER BOB THREAD, R-RATED

[grumpybob]

YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS SAID TO HAVE PATIENCE...........





A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, and I mean tapping it day and night when you're not around. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.


The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.


A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack:
This one's coming home with me!! :clap::2thumbs:

 

[ValCruzSpyder]

You got me!!

Didn't see that one coming!!!! Damn coffee!! My nose hurts!
:roflblack:

 

[wyliec]

I just told that to my daughter. She liked it and needed something to laugh about. She's back at Strong Memorial Hospital with another set back.

 

[billrob71]

:roflblack:

 

[crazyspyder]

YEAH

this isn't fiction -could actually happen.....right?

 

[SPYD1]

:cheers::wrong:

 

[Bob Denman]

I just told that to my daughter. She liked it and needed something to laugh about. She's back at Strong Memorial Hospital with another set back.

Give her a hug from all of us...
And prayers are being sent out to all of you! ray:ray:ray:

 

[Oldmanzues]

Best wishes to the Daughter.
Spell check: muis spell different words and see what come up. It can get interesting if not caught.
Love this one. Will the Cops allow this as a defense ???