crowded library

[cuznjohn]

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.

He asked a girl in the university library:
"Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied in a loud voice:

"I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"



All the students in the library started staring at the
guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the
guy's table and said with a laugh:


"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I
guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded in a loud voice:

"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S ROBBERY!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispered in her ear: " I study law: I know how to screw people."

 

[Bob Denman]

:2thumbs:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

Payback....:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

Yes--that works. :roflblack:

 

[ValCruzSpyder]

Last Laugh!!!!

:thumbup::thumbup::clap::clap: Gotta' love a person who believes in getting even!!!:roflblack:

 

[Oldmanzues]

Paybacks can be a bitch. Love this one