A grandmother was pushing her little Grandchild around Walmart in a baby carriage.
Each time she put something in the carriage she would say, '' And here's something for you'
Diploma, or This will make a cute little outfit for you, ''Diploma'', and so on.
Eventually a bewildered shopper who heard all this asked' Why do you keep calling your grandchild,
''Diploma''??
The Grandmother replied, ''I sent my Daughter to the University of Virginia,
And this is what she came home with''.
Each time she put something in the carriage she would say, '' And here's something for you'
Diploma, or This will make a cute little outfit for you, ''Diploma'', and so on.
Eventually a bewildered shopper who heard all this asked' Why do you keep calling your grandchild,
''Diploma''??
The Grandmother replied, ''I sent my Daughter to the University of Virginia,
And this is what she came home with''.
pps:........................:roflblack:
