This reminds me of a story...

Bob dies, and goes to Hell...
When he gets there; he's met by Satan, and is told that he has to choose how he will spend eternity.
He is shown three choices:
Being tied to a stake, and burned... :shocked:
Held underwater, and drowning... :shocked::shocked:
Or sitting in tubs of crap, and drinking coffee.
He doesn't like the idea of being burned, and drowning has always been his deepest fear; he signs up for the "Crap & Coffee" eternity. :thumbup:
He's led to the crap, shoved in, and handed a cup of his favorite brew.
"This isn't so bad...", he thinks to himself.
All of the sudden, a whistle blows, and he hears:
"Okay maggots: your break is over: back on your heads!" :yikes: