huaband and wife night out

[cuznjohn]

A husband takes his wife to a disco.
There's a guy on the dance floor
living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
The Husband says, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

 

[ARtraveler]

Not much I can add there. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[SDM]

A husband takes his wife to a disco.
There's a guy on the dance floor
living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
The Husband says, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

...and that's how the fight started!:roflblack:

 

[SPYD1]

Showed wife...boy did I get a look...again:yes:

 

[spydaman60]

good one john!:roflblack::roflblack: bet he didn't get anything that night!!:yikes:

 

[cuznjohn]

here is another one

a man and his wife were on a weekend for their 25th anniversary and the husband was sitting on the bed crying. the wife looked at him and said, wow your so sweet to cry being happy for 25 years. and the man said i am not crying for that, i am crying because i thought about killing you on our honey moon night AND IF I DID I COULD BE A FREE MAN TODAY.

 

[Bob Denman]

That reminds me of one...
A couple is celebrating their 25th Anniversary, with a big night on the Town with their friends...
They've rented the Ballroom at the nicest Hotel in Town
The Champagne is flowing, the Band is playing up a storm, and couples are just dancing the night away!
The Best-Man looks around, and doesn't see "The Man of The Hour" anywhere...
He goes down into a cocktail lounge on the ground floor to look for him, and sees him at the bar... hanging his face in a mug of beer.
"What's up, Buddy? You're missing a Helluva Party upstairs!", he says, slapping his best friend on the back.
"I was thinkin', is the reply he gets...
"Do you remember the night before the wedding? She and I had gotten into an argument, and I was SO mad; I wanted to kill her."
"I remember", says the Best-Man; hesitantly...
"You talked me out of that. You said that I'd go to jail for twenty-five years..."
"TONIGHT; I WOULD HAVE BEEN A FREE MAN!" :shocked:

 

[ARtraveler]

That reminds me of one...
A couple is celebrating their 25th Anniversary, with a big night on the Town with their friends...
They've rented the Ballroom at the nicest Hotel in Town
The Champagne is flowing, the Band is playing up a storm, and couples are just dancing the night away!
The Best-Man looks around, and doesn't see "The Man of The Hour" anywhere...
He goes down into a cocktail lounge on the ground floor to look for him, and sees him at the bar... hanging his face in a mug of beer.
"What's up, Buddy? You're missing a Helluva Party upstairs!", he says, slapping his best friend on the back.
"I was thinkin', is the reply he gets...
"Do you remember the night before the wedding? She and I had gotten into an argument, and I was SO mad; I wanted to kill her."
"I remember", says the Best-Man; hesitantly...
"You talked me out of that. You said that I'd go to jail for twenty-five years..."
"TONIGHT; I WOULD HAVE BEEN A FREE MAN!" :shocked:

Do you know where I can get the music for "up a storm" and who wrote it? :roflblack::roflblack: Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[cuznjohn]

 

[bruiser]

Here ya go...

I have this on LP. Great mood music.

 

[Bob Denman]

Do you know where I can get the music for "up a storm" and who wrote it? :roflblack::roflblack: Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[cuznjohn]

wow talk about flash back friday, i loved that song

 

[Bob Denman]

Do you remember the Summer that Jim Morrison died?
You couldn't turn on a radio, or walk into a place with a jukebox; and NOT find that song playing... :shocked:

 

[mindman]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

Do you remember the Summer that Jim Morrison died?
You couldn't turn on a radio, or walk into a place with a jukebox; and NOT find that song playing... :shocked:

That's the truth.