Missing - Jokes! So I'll just start a thread.

[Peter Aawen]

I know its used, look at the crack in the seat on the right hand side.:barf:

Surely that's not a crack?!? It looks much more like a formerly tightly curled thick dark hair that was stretched over the edge of the seat while it was wet.... maybe while trying to wipe it off?!? So maybe the seat hasn't been u....... Oh :shocked:

Sorry, my bad! :barf:

 

[JerryB]

Hi folks,

Hopefully this one is not a repeat:

My wife and I went to the Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'.

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'.

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's almost 3 times a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'.

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow...'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

:yikes:
Jerry Baumchen

 

[cuznjohn]

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Cuzn... That is deep: VERY deep! :shocked: :clap:

 

[cuznjohn]

:shocked: Cuzn... That is deep: VERY deep! :shocked: :clap:

about 30 fathom"s

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap:

 

[cuznjohn]

 

[Bob Denman]

If that stuff includes WD-40 in it's ingredients: I'm buying a truckload of it! :yes::thumbup:

 

[mowin]

A polaks multi tool. :roflblack:

I ordered two cases...

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap: If you run short of it: email me! :thumbup:

 

[Bfromla]

Not quite
Fyi you cant do everything with that that you can the original all purpose roll

 

[cuznjohn]

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap: Nice... :thumbup:
It may not be fashionable; but it does show that he has his own unique style!! :firstplace: :2thumbs:

 

[mowin]

Did ya notice the old lady waiting patiently inside the car while pics are snapped. Looks like she smiling for the camera too.

 

[cuznjohn]

i have a feeling she took the picture, she was a reflection in the glass. now i wear a belt and suspenders, and once my suspenders hung up on a tree when i was hunting, and my pants ended up the same way

 

[Peter Aawen]

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that image hadn't been shopped - I mean, how many pairs of trousers have you seen out there with a 31" inseam & a 35" zipper??? Why would he need a zipper that long?? Maybe that's why she's smiling!! :shocked:

But she does look to be inside the car - she's visibly behind the steering wheel, while the reflection of the building in the windscreen is overlaid...

 

[vided]

i have a feeling she took the picture, she was a reflection in the glass. now i wear a belt and suspenders, and once my suspenders hung up on a tree when i was hunting, and my pants ended up the same way

Instant wedgie:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

Why would he need a zipper that long?? Maybe that's why she's smiling!! :shocked:

I think that she'd be cheering and applauding!

They don't call him the "Elephant Man", for nothing! :bowdown:

 

[cuznjohn]

disclaimer: i am italian

scientist from all over the globe met in Germany to talk about what they are planning for upcoming space endeavors. they talked about planet exploring, setting a base on the moon, and continued use of the international space station. all of a sudden, a scientist from Italy stood up and said they are planing of sending a man to the sun. the room became quiet, then people started asking how they are planing on doing this when the sun is so hot. the Italian scientist laughed, and said it will be easy. he said, WE PLAN ON DOING IT AT NIGHT

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Groan...


:clap: :roflblack: