I dunno 'bout all you lot on your '
first cup'?!? It's Wednesday
evening here; it's after 8 pm; and cos the Child Bride can't handle full strength coffee after 6 pm-ish or she doesn't sleep (while it makes no difference to me at all if it's full strength or my tenth coffee for the afternoon) that means I'm now restricted to de-caff or stoppage!!
Mind you, it's really only a courtesy, cos she can't resist the smell of 'real coffee', so if
I make myself a full strength coffee, she just hasta have one too, but then she can't sleep and I'll pay for that!

So if it's after 6 pm, it's de-caff for all here in this household until the morrow, be it coffee or tea!
And to those who can't tell the difference between full strength or de-caff only by the aroma, just be aware that she's an award winning Chef, so she can (and does!) tell by smell what someone four houses down is cooking for tea, what herbs & spices they've used, and when they've over-cooked whatever by just a minute or two... so telling the difference between full strength & de-caff coffee is too easy for her - and after more than 45 years of married life, you'd better believe that I've tested this ability numerous times (just cos I can, sometimes

) and she's invariably spot on, every time!!
It's a good thing she's such a wonderful Lady who looks after me sooo well. And I do get fed very well too!
So just quit yer bitc*** about those bloody '
first coffee's' can't y'all?! I've had my '
last' proper coffee for about the next 10 hours, and I'm already getting twitchy!