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It seems that the jokes are on us...
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Albec
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Donald Trump Is a Joke
Trump’s IQ is like a Wi-Fi signal—strongest when he’s far away.
He wanted to build a wall so badly, he thought Mexico would Amazon Prime it.
His tweets were more unfiltered than gas station coffee.
He talks like he’s trying to hit a word count for a school essay.
He wore that red hat so much, people thought it was glued to his ego.
Trump debates like he’s trying to win a roast battle, not an election.
His tax returns are the best hide-and-seek champion ever.
Every press conference felt like open mic night at a conspiracy club.
He once called himself a “stable genius” - even the horse was offended.
Trump doesn’t drink alcohol, but he sure is intoxicating… to satire writers.
He wanted gold toilets in the White House - finally, a throne he understands.
He played more golf as president than Tiger Woods with a caffeine addiction.
His policy plans had less detail than IKEA instructions written in crayon.
He said he knows “big words”, but somehow “yuge” doesn’t count.
His approval rating dropped faster than a MAGA hat in Manhattan.
He once suggested nuking hurricanes. Nature’s still recovering from the insult.
Disinfectant injections - his version of medical innovation.
He said he had the best brain - still under warranty, never used.
Built a wall so effective, even metaphors walked over it.
He called climate change a hoax while his state was literally on fire.
He made the GOP feel like reality TV with less reality.
Every policy was a rollercoaster of chaos, no seatbelt required.- Thought windmills cause cancer. Science fainted.
Said he was draining the swamp, but the creatures looked familiar.- His brain is like dial-up internet - loud, slow, and mostly disconnected.
Took credit for things that happened in 1776. Time travel confirmed?
Blocked more people on Twitter than he hired in Cabinet.- Said he had “the best words” but spelled hamburger as hamberder.
Offered Sharpies instead of solutions.
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