famous and funny quotes through time

[cuznjohn]

they say pooping is a call of nature,, so does passing wind mean a missed called

unknown

 

[otter28169]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

" I have two speeds: and if you don't like this one, you damned-sure aren't gonna like the other one"

Just sayin'............

 

[PrairieSpyder]

"42" -- Douglas Adams

 

[Bob Denman]

Henny Youngman: The Grand Master of the One-Liner: :bowdown:

http://www.jewocity.com/blog/top-10-one-liners-of-henny-youngman-thursday’s-top-ten-list/635

 

[bruiser]

Woody Allen: “Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

 

[bruiser]

Groucho Marx: “I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.”

 

[bruiser]

And lastly;

Rodney Dangerfield: “I’m so ugly that my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth.”

 

[Pennyrick]

"I invented the Internet"

Al Gore.

Actually, had it not been for Gore when he was vice president pushing for legislation to allow more public use of the internet you would not be on this site.

It would still be confined to educational, scientific and military use.

I'm no Gore fan but I hate to see this myth perpetuated.

(by the way he was misquoted)

 

[Yazz]

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Groucho Marx

 

[SDM]

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven Wright

 

[cuznjohn]

sanford and son,, sister in law to red

i have inner beauty,,, well you better put your liver where your face is

red fox

 

[granpa in Cincy]

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
MARK TWAIN

Religious conviction may thwart a timid desire but nothing can stand against genuine lust.


This is a quote from Lie down with lions by Ken Follett

 

[Bob Denman]