life in reverse

[cuznjohn]

"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Wow!! :shocked:

How do we sign up for THIS??? :clap: :2thumbs:

 

[Chupaca]

I'm in....

sounds like a wonderful journey through life....so it looks like I can make that "U" turn as soon as me or the "Jag" (our spyder) gives out. :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[aeroshots]

Cool beans.

 

[spydaman60]

that was one of the funniest woody allen comic presentations i have ever seen!!!:roflblack: did you see him do it john??

 

[Chupaca]

Gotta say..!!

The only eerie part would be coming back from the grave...:roflblack: I'm still going with the "U" turn...:lecturef_smilie:

 

[ARtraveler]

Hello Benjamin Button.

Interesting way of looking at things. :thumbup:

 

[cuznjohn]

that was one of the funniest woody allen comic presentations i have ever seen!!!:roflblack: did you see him do it john??

never seen it, just found it on facebook

 

[mowin]

Can I start now, before I croak??:roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[jerpinoy]

Dreams can come true, good luck.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

Can you say Mork?