Missing - Jokes! So I'll just start a thread.

[Bob Denman]

Thank you! :thumbup:

https://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html?day=22&month=2&year=2022

 

[granpa in Cincy]

http://time-and-calendar.com/what-day-of-the-week/2022/2/2

WEDNESDAYnojoke

 

[Zip]

http://time-and-calendar.com/what-day-of-the-week/2022/2/2

WEDNESDAYnojoke

It's 2-22-2022 Tuesday nojoke

http://time-and-calendar.com/what-day-of-the-week/2022/2/22

 

[granpa in Cincy]

[h=3]The day of the week for 2/2/2022 will a Wednesday[/h]

 

[JerryB]

Hi granpa in Cincy,

Re: The day of the week for 2/2/2022 will a Wednesday

I Googled and found a Tuesday: https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/?year=2022&country=1

Jerry Baumchen

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Perhaps I should just edit that post, and remove any reference to 2/22/2022... :dontknow:

 

[Zip]

:shocked: Perhaps I should just edit that post, and remove any reference to 2/22/2022... :dontknow:

Maybe since people don't understand

 

[Bob Denman]

done... :thumbup:

 

[Peter Aawen]

done... :thumbup:

But now no-one can see if you actually meant February the Second in the year Twenty Twenty Two, or February the Twenty Second in the year Twenty Twenty Two?!! :dontknow:

So it just makes all those other posts about 2/22/22 vs 2/2/22 & vice versa even more confusing!! :gaah:


So Bob, I vote that you re-edit IN what you edited OUT so that it's all back how it was & is less confusing than it is.... or was that is?? :shocked:

Naah, gotta be is as it was! :lecturef_smilie: All that make sense? :dontknow: Good! :clap:




:barf: :banghead:

 

[Bob Denman]

"Ya know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In St Andrews there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals, so much that when you buy 4 drinks he'll buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well", said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhhhh, that's nothing laddies", said the Irishman. "Back home in me own Killarney, there's Ryan's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take
you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house!"

The Englishman & Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims. But he swears every word is true.

"Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"Not to me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "but it did happen to me sister."

 

[vided]

 

[Bob Denman]

Okay, we all know about cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons". Fortunately, someone has come up with a different set of
these little symbols for adults that, for lack of a better term, are
called "butticons". So, without further ado, here's the latest
butticon collection:

1. (_!_) = a regular ass.
2. (__!__) = a fat ass.
3. (!) = a tight ass.
4. (_*_) = a sore ass.
5. {_!_} = a swishy ass.
6. (_o_) = an ass that's been around.
7. (_x_) = kiss my ass!
8. (_X_) = leave my ass alone!
9. (_zzz_) = a tired ass.
10. (_E=mc2_) = a smart ass.
11. (_$_) = money coming out of his, or her, ass.
12. (_?_) = dumb ass.

 

[mowin]

Okay, we all know about cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons". Fortunately, someone has come up with a different set of
these little symbols for adults that, for lack of a better term, are
called "butticons". So, without further ado, here's the latest
butticon collection:

1. (_!_) = a regular ass.
2. (__!__) = a fat ass.
3. (!) = a tight ass.
4. (_*_) = a sore ass.
5. {_!_} = a swishy ass.
6. (_o_) = an ass that's been around.
7. (_x_) = kiss my ass!
8. (_X_) = leave my ass alone!
9. (_zzz_) = a tired ass.
10. (_E=mc2_) = a smart ass.
11. (_$_) = money coming out of his, or her, ass.
12. (_?_) = dumb ass.

I'll have to show this to my wife. Now she only has to call me #12...:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

pps: I get a whole lot of 7,10, and 12 thrown at me on a daily basis... :banghead:

 

[classicvw]

pps: I get a whole lot of 7,10, and 12 thrown at me on a daily basis... :banghead:

A lot of times when I'm driving people wave a finger at me telling me I'm #1 !

 

[Bob Denman]

That's because you're Number One in their hearts!! :clap:

What was it, that our Learned Scholar Friend had to say about "Number One"?

:roflblack:

 

[vided]

 

[Bob Denman]

That's exactly the trouble with doing nothing :shocked:: How do you know when you're finished? :dontknow:

 

[ofdave]

A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the
car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her,
"There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him
I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

 

[vided]